Christofer Drew :)

Christofer Drew, the singer and face of Nevershoutnever

Isn't he cool?

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He's not very attractive. He's not very rich. But this guy is one certain thing:

MAD LUCKY.

TELL ME THIS

CHECK THIS OUT!

if you click on the link above you can see all about the NEXT GENERATION IPHONE!

Or is it....

It could be set up. Is Steve Jobs fooling everyone into thinking this is the new generation iphone when in fact the new generation iphone is EVEN COOLER.

or

there's a stupid guy who carried it with him, got drunk in a bar, and left it there.

Suddenly the reasons for prohibition are re-showing themselves

and in fact, making sudden sense.

STEVE WHAT IS GOING ON?!

you all know what this means, just another reason to invent another new thing that everyone will buy. Apple stock will shoot up. All third countries will get poorer. All environmental freaks will struggle to save the planet. And for the rest of you, you'll go on with your regular lives, admire your rich friends iPhone, and wait for Steve Jobs to continue being great.

Some life, huh?

I have sad news, I didn't REALLY keep track of the amount of times I said awkward but it was only around 3 times.... :(

PS Check out this link it's kind of awesome especially if you're a feytard!

CLICK HERE!

Steve Jobs: he IS changing the planet...

I bet you've heard of the iPad

everyone has.

I agree with you- it's AWESOME!

I have played with one, it is pretty incredible and i can imagine why a person would want one.

But tell me this, do you have a computer? do you have an iphone/ipod touch? do you have an ipod? do you have a television? do you own any books? do you have a cowbell? or an electronic bird caller?

Let's say you get an ipad, will you be rid of all these things or would you just have a whole boat load of things that pretty much have the same function?

If you're going to do that, it's either called

a) materialistic

b) Apple Addict

or

c) an environment killer.

Sure Steve Jobs is "going green" he's "the environment man" but you tell me, through all of the advertising for the iPad did you ever ONCE see an ad say something along the lines of:

the iPad is great! Made of 100% recycled materials!

no, i haven't.

The iPad is free of things like PVCs and BVRs but does that make YOU feel like YOU'RE saving the earth? Not me.

"only about 10% of U.S. electronics get recycled" --Martin LaMonica, Greenpieces guide to technology.

For more on this PLEASE visit Is Apple's iPad Really Green?

FRANCAIS

I have bad news :(

there is no french word for awkward

I was mistaken.

Isn't that sad? How do people survive without the word awkward. Quite frankly, I use the word awkward over 100 times a day i assure you.

In fact tomorrow I'm going 2 count how many times I say awkward and then let you know what the number is.

I bet it's HUGE.

So i feel bad for the french, how do they survive?

Have you ever seen the SNL skit with Andy Samberg called boombox?

IT'S HILARIOUS. Go youtube it right now.